Be honest. When did you last buy anything at BHS, or British Homes Stores, or whatever it is called these days?
If you want bland, middle market, fashion, go to Marks & Spencer. For something a bit racier, and probably cheaper, TK Maxx. Socks and knickers, your local grocery superstore, as you do the Saturday shopping. One sock is enough like another. Alternatively, for something fashionable, the usual expensive boutiques, probably conveniently located in a clump in your local high street department store. What, of the above, would you buy at BhS?
Yet an obscure bunch of investors have agreed to take BHS off the hands of Sir Philip Green, the at times irascible retail entrepreneur who has finally tired of trying to turn the loss-making chain around. Two pointers to the future of BhS: I have known Green for two decades or more, and he is, ahem, not exactly crippled with self-doubt or one to give up on a challenge. If he can’t do it…
Second, Harriet Green, someone else I know from her time turning around Thomas Cook, has reportedly declined the chance to get involved. Thos Cook was on its deathbed when she took over; if even she doesn’t think she can rescue BHS…
Still, hope springs eternal, especially among the sort of private equity princelings who tend to get involved in such last ditch rescues and are constitutionally unable to accept that any task is beyond their innate genius. The shrinking in the high street since the start of the century has failed to keep pace with the growth in the amount of stuff we buy on line, which suggests there may be more pain, closures and bankruptcies to come among established retailers.
Some chains have no rational reason to occupy the space – remember the awful death throes of Woolworths, another chain whose entire raison d’etre evaporated some time around 1996, a decade or so before it finally closed its doors. Remember Habitat, still hanging on in there somewhere? We furnished our first home from Habitat. Mind you, it was 1985.
About the only sectors of the high street that are growing are the pound stores, where you can get a random selection of goods cheap if you are prepared to queue, and the charity shops. I give BhS three years.